Friday, December 7, 2007

5 Things To Do Before Baby Arrives

1.) Submit insurance paperwork to the birth center
2.) Tour the birth center
3.) Pack overnight bag for hospital
4.) Work on road rage issues
5.) No, seriously...work on them. Big time.

(Of course, the road rage comes from being stuck either behind idiots, or in front of them. Note: if you drive completely up my butt with your brights on when I'm already going 10 miles over the limit and then pass me on a dangerous stretch of 2-lane road that's also a no-passing zone, don't be surprised by my wrath. That is all I am saying.)

Anyhow.

Yesterday I worked a good 10.5 hours, because I was being shadowed by the person who's covering my maternity leave. This was a good thing but I didn't get any work done and so I stayed after for about two hours...can't do that any more I guess. Feel like crap today and think I might be coming down with something....would go home if it wasn't more of a hassle than it's worth. Seriously, you non-teacher people are so lucky...if you are sick, you stay home. If I am sick, I have to drag out busy work that completely throws off my lesson plans or entrust my regular plans to a teacher who may not have much math experience. I have to write out my day and all of it's instructions in excruciating detail. Then, I have to spend the next day playing catch-up. Sometimes I really just long for a cubicle. Oh well. Also, my fingers are swollen...not much but enough that I cannot get my rings on. I hate not wearing my rings, but I AM going to laugh at people out in public when they see me walking around all gigantic and knocked up and then try to subtly check out my fingers for a wedding ring.

Sorry for the bitter attitude. I'll feel better this weekend when I've slept. I hope.


Oh, and check out the ticker.....35/35! Ha!

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